Kat vs. Dan -- Mixed Cyber Boxing

Kat vs. Steely Dan, Mixed boxing, 8/13/12

(NOTE: This isn't a story ... instead, a cyber boxing match between Kat and Steely Dan with Selene and Kate also in attendance.)

Steely Dan: I've never had the chance to see the "private room" in your gym, but it is a nice one ... you obviously have spared no expense since it's your private playroom, with the best of equipment ... velvet ropes, a pro-style ring -- not one of those old ones in the regular part of the gym. The ring's a good bit smaller than a regular ring, I notice, which makes sense since it insures some closer contact ....

Seleneboxer: (and insures that a speedster has more trouble than usual...)

Steely Dan: I'm already dressed and ready and waiting for you to appear from the dressing room area ... have on my black Everlast trunks with white boots, the ones Selene picked out for me ... 8-oz Everlast black gloves already shining in the overhead lights....

Bouncing on my toes and shadowboxing against the corner pad to stay loose, hide the excitement and nervousness as I bounce in my corner....rolling my head and shoulders and waiting on you to appear.... The excitement of facing you in the ring giving my whole body a tingle as I already have a light sheen of sweat all over my 5-9, 165-pound body, toned and ready...

kathy_dukester: Watching you across the ring, bouncing on my toes, pumped muscles gleaming with sweat...blow a kiss to Kate as I wait for the automatic timer to ring the bell...

Steely Dan: and I get no kisses .... only an evil smile....

msintense2007: wink at Kat...fidget with something behind my back and glance at Dan...

Steely Dan: "You ready to do this, muscles?" I yell across the small ring ...

kathy_dukester: My only response is a shark's grin as I wait for the bell...timer finally ticks down as I wave at Selene...DING!!!

msintense2007: yell..KAT!

Steely Dan: I step out quickly with a spring in my step, making sure you see that I'm not shying away from this match, and quickly reach the center of the smallish ring, tapping gloves with you before setting a solid stance, eyes peeking over the top of my gloves, circling to my left and snapping out a quick left to test your reflexes

Seleneboxer: wave back and smile, settling in to watch the mayhem


msintense2007: I sit by Selene to watch the leather fly, wonder about the consequences of smacking her on the end. ..reconsider...

kathy_dukester: I move out to meet you in midring...tap gloves and drop into a conventional right-hander's stance...left foot and glove forward, right back guarding my face...elbows tucked in tight to cover my sides...I circle with you, moving to my right...pick your jab off with my right glove and snap a return jab toward your nose, followed by a right aimed for your left eye...

Steely Dan: batting your jab away with my right glove since I'd anticipated that, and knowing you usually come back with an early combo, I duck away from the right, using head movement as I dance at mid-ring ... watching your set-up, my left slightly in front as my feet continue to move, not giving you a good target ... another jab aimed at your right eye before I feint doubling up and aim a right hook at your ribs...

kathy_dukester: I slip the jab, moving my head to the left just enough to make you miss...take the right hook on my left elbow and step into you, cutting your reach advantage...snap a left jab at your nose, double off it with another left jab aimed at your right eye, then hook my right behind your left hand, aiming for the left hinge of your jaw...

Steely Dan: try to cover quickly as you step in, raising my gloves and smothering your jab, the force pushing my glove back into my face in close quarters, the second jab glancing off my raised glove as my guard is tight, bouncing off my temple, figuring you're following to the body I tuck my elbows in tight...but your hook gets behind my glove and snaps my chin to the left, sending sweat flying as I step back, shaking my head before hooking my left at your jaw hopefully before you can get your right back to guard, pivoting my shoulders and driving a straight right hand aimed toward your sternum in between your sweaty breasts ...

kathy_dukester: Good, I got him backing up, I think as I follow you back, wanting to keep the pressure on...the left hook catches me coming in...tags my right cheek, snapping my head sharply left...sweat and brown hair fly...Know a right's coming right on the heels of that hook, so let my torso continue to twist to the left and take the followup right on my beefy right bicep...counter by flexing my knees to drop in front of you like an elevator...hook my left at your right side just under the ribs, with extra torque from the earlier twist of my torso, then step into you behind a wicked right uppercut aimed at your solar plexus, trying to keep you backing up til you hit the ropes...

Seleneboxer: Smile at Kate, "These two are GREAT!"

msintense2007: kind saw it coming, Kat, from your lessons...Dan felt it !

Steely Dan: by instinct I tuck my elbows tight when you drop low, taking your left off my elbow as I twist my body and slide to the left, but ... UNHHHH, your right gets between my forearms and slams into my plexus, sending a shock through my body for a second and air to fly from my mouth ... take two quick steps backward to reset and rechamber, but in the small ring I feel the velvet ropes against my back and quickly slide to the right, trying to evade your press forward, looping a quick right hook aimed at your temple as I try to move...

kathy_dukester: I follow you back, my shark's grin evident as you hit the ropes and slide right...I shift to my left to keep you in front of me, looking to herd you into the corner where I can really unload on you...I duck the right and close the distance some more...hook a left and right at your wide open abs. then pop back up to full height behind a left uppercut aimed at the point of your chin...

msintense2007: oh wow....!

Steely Dan: as you duck from my right I try to cover my body with my left, your hooks still slamming into my abs before I can tuck my arms...ab workouts have helped, but I don't want to take too many of those since I'm impressed with your strength in close ... I lean back against the ropes just in time to feel the whoosh of your left sail by, and when I lean back in, with my hands still low, I pound a quick left-right aimed at your open body to try to back you off and give me some breathing room ... the velvet ropes still against my back as I feel my breathing already heavy ...

kathy_dukester: HMMP!! the two straight punches pound into my tensed, sweaty six-pack, forcing a grunt from me, but not sinking in much yet...nonetheless, the impact is enough to back me up a couple of steps...I bounce on my toes a bit to show you I'm not hurt, tighten up my guard and step back in with a left jab toward your mouth, followed by a right hook toward your left jawline, and double off the hook with another right hook aimed at the same place...trying to keep you on the ropes and force you to shift to my left, toward the corner...

Seleneboxer: and when she's showing she's not hurt, she often IS.

msintense2007: or she knows her sis will YELL that even though she isn't hurt..only Kat knows for sure. GO find out, Dan!

Steely Dan: with you stepping back, I take a step away from the ropes, bringing my gloves up high again and bobbing and weaving my head back and forth, not giving you a target as I decide to use my speed some ... feeling your jab slide by my head as I bob left and taking your hook on my high left glove ... but before I can cock my right and send something with some meat behind it, your doubled hook clips my jaw ... damn, didn't see that coming, I say, as my head snaps to the right, some saliva flying from my mouth as your power punch pushes me to the right ... before you can do any further damage, I quickly reach out and clinch as you come in, pinning your arms to your sides as I catch my breath ... "THAT ALL YOU GOT, MUSCLES?" I grunt into your ear as I keep the clinch tight ...

kathy_dukester: as you tie me up, I bull forward, pushing you back onto the ropes...work my right arm free of the clinch and dig a couple of short range arm punches...hooks...into your left side just under the ribs...

msintense2007: re-clinch and turn her, Dan! Hammer her high and low if it's open..go GET HER!!!

Steely Dan: your short rights are aggravating, but more concerned about being worked back into the ropes...feeling your strength as you push me back and we go heavily into the velvet, my back swaying well out under our weight ... my obliques are taking your short hooks as we jostle for position, but as you bend over to try to put more power behind those rights I shake my own right free and shoot it straight at your left eye, quickly doubling it up with a sweeping right aimed at the point of your chin, trying to use my speed before you can break free of the clinch...

Seleneboxer: NICE!!!

msintense2007: YEAH!

kathy_dukester: NGGH!! NOT the move I was expecting!! The first right drills out my left eye...vision goes white for a moment...know something ELSE is on the way, but can't see it, and BAM!! the second right tags the chin, a good, solid hit...I shove away from you and backpedal, shaking my head, and then reset in mid-ring as my vision clears...

Steely Dan: Sensing a chance for me to take control, I follow you close, pumping a straight left aimed at your right eye and follow with a right hook again aimed at your chin, trying to take advantage of your momentary lack of vision, before I pivot right, going low and sending a left uppercut behind your gloves, sliding across your chest and aiming under your chin, the muscles in my left arm bulging and straining with the effort as I try to drive you back into the ropes ...

kathy_dukester: I pick off the jab with my right glove and duck under the right hook, taking a half-step toward you to get inside your reach and fire a wicked left/right combo at your sweaty abs just above the waistband of your trunks, the impact of the punches doubled since we're both moving forward...since I went low first and stepped in, your uppercut tags me on the right temple instead of catching my chin as intended...the punch drives my head to the left and I let the rest of my body follow it, bouncing on my toes as I pop back up and circle around your right side, my gold gloves high...

Steely Dan: UNHHHH!!! UNHHHH!! Your body shots dig into my strong ab muscles pretty good, right on the waistband and sending tingles through my lower body, my trunks unintentionally showing some of my excitement from the bout ... seeing your circle to my right and your gloves high as I reset in a tight stance, sliding a little backward to breathe before I feint a left, tensing my arm muscles to carry it, and trying to dig low right and left hooks under your ribs, my hands down low to deliver them ...

kathy_dukester: My shark's grin appears again as you go downstairs...I was hoping for that!!  I ignore the feint and take the two hooks on my elbows and step in, countering with a crisp left jab toward your right eye, followed by a wicked overhand right with lots of meaty shoulder behind it aimed at the left eye...looking to impair your vision while your hands are low and, hopefully, get you backing up again...

Seleneboxer: awesome!

msintense2007: Dan..she ALWAYS goes for the eyes..you KNOW this!!!

Steely Dan: knew my hands that low was a chance, and I pay for it as both your left and wicked right connect on my eyes, causing me to see white for a second and causing me to blink rapidly, my gloves flying up around my head as my balance is a little off from the shots to my eyes, feeling them already swelling as I step back, my head and body swaying side to side to try to make you miss follow-up shots, my gloves high and tight to my temples peek-a-boo style as I slide back, poking out probing left jabs to try to slow you down and give me time for my eyes to clear ...

msintense2007: Yeah Dan! So, what's  wrong with a good strategic retreat, Selene?

kathy_dukester: Knowing I've got you rattled but also knowing I don't have LOTS of time to take advantage of it, I close the distance as you stumble back, knowing I need to keep pressing...dip my left shoulder as if to throw a body shot...a feint! The simulated hook turns into a wicked jab aimed between your gloves at your nose...double off the jab with another aimed at the right eye, then take another half-step forward, hooking my right behind your left glove, aiming at your left temple, and then another half-step forward behind a left uppercut, aiming for the solar plexus again, my whole body weight behind the punch...

Steely Dan: the jab splits my glove and causes my already-watering eyes to see stars, but my high gloves pick off your second jab and I anticipate your right as you come in, smothering it with my left ... but leaving my body open for .... UUUGGGHHHH! your heavy plexus shot lands flush, I can feel your weight behind it as it drives me back, my body paralyzed for a second as I feel the corner pad against my back ...

Seleneboxer: Kat loves that punch!!!!

msintense2007: breathe deep Dan!  ... Kat LOVES that punch......

kathy_dukester: YES!! Right on the sweet spot!!  As you stumble back into the corner, I move in close and go downstairs, "shoe-shining" your bruised abs...LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT...

Steely Dan: I go into a shell, tightening my elbows and forearms on my body to pick off your body shots....I can feel your desperation to try to quickly take advantage as your gloves slam off my arms, not many getting through but enough to keep me from getting off the pad ... sliding and twisting my body to try to negate your power and take your shots off my sides, but your strong arms are already raising bruises and I feel them digging in right on my waistband ...

Seleneboxer: looks like he's gonna get HURT

msintense2007: Dan..baby...! Kill him Kat

kathy_dukester: I shift my attack upward, hammering another flurry into your shoulders, hoping to stiffen them up some and steal some of your punching power...LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT...

Steely Dan: My arms taking the brunt of your punching, but relieved from the body attack even though your punishing hooks into my biceps sting ... desperate to mount some offense, and with your gloves up high, I suddenly step forward, leaning into you as you've raised your attack, planting my forehead between your breasts and trying to dig lefts and rights into your abs, uppercuts right above your green thong, my body reacting to my fists trying to pound you low ...

msintense2007: WHERE were those uppercuts?

kathy_dukester: I see you duck down and fence my forearms in front of my abs, crouching to get low enough to cover against the shots to my lower abs...nonetheless, I eat a couple of them as I counter with a left uppercut of my own, aiming for the plexus again, then pop back up and shove your shoulders back against the corner pad...hook my right over your low left glove savagely, trying to send your jaw into the cheap seats, then dip my left shoulder again and sling a blistering uppercut up from the floor, aimed at the point of your chin...

Steely Dan: Your strong arms hook me and push me upwards, my back against the pad again before your right flies in before I can raise my left ... UNNNFFF! My head snapped to my right again, on a swivel this time as my whole body turns with the force of your right, gloves flying before the left uppercut connects with a POP! as my jaw slams shut, head flying back and knees buckling from your blistering uppercut, sending me to my knees in the corner, reaching out and grabbing you around the waist to keep from going all the way to the canvas, woozy as I feel your body against me ...

kathy_dukester: I pry your arms from around my waist and step back, letting you crumple to the canvas...go to the closest neutral corner and bounce on my toes, shaking my arms out as the count begins...

Seleneboxer: stepping up to the ring apron with a smile...no ref, so I start to count...1...2...3...

Steely Dan: I hear Selene's "1 .... 2.... 3 ...." count, fortunately I'm in the corner and can grab the ropes to steady myself, shaking my head and slowly getting my bearings back, my chin sore as I slide one foot under me ... "4 ... 5.... 6" as I pull myself up, grabbing the top rope and getting both feet back under me at the "7 .... 8" and stand, still shaking my head but not as shaken as I raise my gloves ... stunned more than hurt, but trying to make you think I'm more hurt than I am as I see you walking back across the ring with a purpose...

msintense2007: yeah Dan!

Seleneboxer: Take him OUT, Kat!!!!

kathy_dukester: he's up...God DAMN, he's brave!! I head back for you from my neutral corner, getting my gloves up just before I get into your punching range...you could be trying to sucker me...I plant and send a left jab at your nose, and follow it with a right aimed at your left eye, looking to improve my earlier handiwork and test your reactions, as well as keeping you penned in the corner...

msintense2007: DAN! DAN! DAN!..

Steely Dan: Your gloves are still high ... damn ... but the only chance I have is to catch you off-guard, going back into a shell with my butt against the corner pad, eating your left jab to my nose that is dripping blood from your earlier shot ... but bobbing my head away from your right and stepping inside, pivoting on my left foot before launching a snapping right cross aimed at your chin, and following with a left hook with all the power I can muster, aimed at your temple ...

kathy_dukester: As I see you step forward, I step in as well, determined not to let you out of the corner...I eat the right cross, your glove tagging my chin and rocking my head back...see the elbow come up as you load up the hook and duck under it, sending a wicked left and right uppercut to the body, aiming for the plexus again...then pop back up with a left hook aimed at the right hinge of your jaw...

Steely Dan: with me still bent over following through with my hook, your uppercuts slam into my upper abs with a lot of force, sending shivers through my body as my legs feel like they're going numb from your pounding into my plexus.... arms starting to slip down to my sides when your hook slams across my jaw, sending blood and saliva flying from my mouth as I fall heavily into the corner pad, woozy with my knees bent and my gloves tight around my face...

msintense2007: well geeez kathy, i wish we could see some action! (fumbles with something in my back pocket)

kathy_dukester: Almost cooked, but not ready to come out of the oven yet...shift a bit to my right and hook my right glove in, trying to get behind your left elbow into your short ribs...then dip my left shoulder and flex my knees a bit, sending a left uppercut up, trying to part your gloves and nail your chin, and finish with a clubbing right hook aimed at your left temple...

Steely Dan: your right hook drops my guard, digging into my worn-down obliques before your uppercut slams behind my gloves ... UUNNHHHHH! sending my head lolling back on the corner pad ... looking up at the lights and seeing your shadow as you're in close to me, one last silhouette of your strong body and your chest heaving before your right pummels into the side of my head, my body shuddering as it slams home and my legs giving out ... falling heavily on my right side just away from the ropes and rolling on my back, eyes not able to focus as I look up in the lights and see you standing over me ...

kathy_dukester: I stand a moment looking down at you, my gloves still up, chest heaving...left eye puffy, pumped muscles gleaming with sweat...then I turn and head for a neutral corner so Selene can start the count...

Seleneboxer: stepping up to the apron, I look at the carnage--seems that, this time, the count's just a formality--but...

Steely Dan: on my back, arms and gloves over my head, body feeling light but oddly my trunks tented out as I see you walk away....

Seleneboxer: One...two...three...

Steely Dan: the white waistband on my trunks very tight as I hear the count....knowing I can't lift myself with the ropes in time...

Seleneboxer: four...five...six...seven...

Steely Dan: eyes only now starting to focus on Selene, wondering where she came from ....

Seleneboxer: looking at Dan--wondering how long it would take me to reduce him to a similar state, as I complete the count...eight--nine...ten...

kathy_dukester: I cross to the ropes near where Kate is sitting...smile down at her, hair matted with sweat, left eye bruised, my whole body pumped and gleaming with sweat...

msintense2007: Seeing Kat...I smile and reach out my arm toward Kat, palm down...a bit of black edge showing....

Steely Dan: slowly raising one knee and feeling the tightness in my trunks, didn't expect that kind of effect as I try to shake my head to clear the cobwebs...rolling onto one side and eventually to my hands and knees, still tucked tight with my arms and gloves on the mat, tucked tight to take the pressure off my bruised abs.....

Seleneboxer: grabbing the first aid kit and slipping between the ropes

kathy_dukester: I take the object from Kate, palm down, keeping it hidden from view as I cross to where you are on all fours..."You may recall, this was a trophy match, Dan?"

Steely Dan: breathing heavily to try to gulp in air after you've beaten the air out of me, nodding my head as I see you in front of me, your body vascular, muscles still rippling and a sheen of sweat, even in my woozy state my cock hard as a rock and rubbing against my waistband ...

msintense2007: now Kat...just remember where that trophy lies!

kathy_dukester: I go to one knee beside you, and you finally see what Kate handed me...a pair of scissors...before you can react, I reach out with my left hand and grab a lock of your hair, and SNIP!!  Then I rise and, dividing the "scalp" into three portions, hand one to Selene, and one to Kate..."If you want the trophy BACK, Dan, you have to WIN it back..." Then let Selene go to work with the med kit...

msintense2007: slight smile and puts a bit of Dan into my pocket … "Excellent!!! THANK YOU BOTH for such a FIRST RATE FIGHT!!!"

Seleneboxer: slide the bit of hair into my jeans pocket

Steely Dan: Feeling the impromptu haircut and watching you pass it out in the ring as I slowly make my way to the corner, swinging out the stool and sitting hard, still trying to drink in air ....

Seleneboxer: Thanks lot for a magnificent fight!!WOW

Steely Dan: abs screaming and my chin stiff and sore, but after a couple of minutes of recovery I start realizing this was far from my best effort ... and determined to get some redemption against each of the threesome that now have a piece of me .....

kathy_dukester: Be careful what you prophesy...<chuckle>

Seleneboxer: )